The Ciggy
The Ciggy Squeaky Dog Toy – Parody Cigarette Plush
Quit smoking. Start squeaking.
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- Squeaker insideLoud enough to call last call
- Zero real stuffNo nicotine, booze or THC. Just plush
- 30-day squeak guaranteeSqueaker dies, we replace it
- Ships in 1 to 3 daysPacked fast, sent from the US
The only cigarette you will ever want your dog to pick up off the sidewalk. The Ciggy is a 10.2-inch parody smoke stick with a bright orange filter end, an embroidered no-smoking symbol, and a squeaker where the bad decisions used to be. Quit smoking. Start squeaking.
Buy 2, get 1 free: mix and match any toys, automatic at checkout. Free US shipping on orders $20+.
- Zero nicotine, zero regrets. Just plush.
- Squeaker inside keeps the joke going all afternoon
- Embroidered no-smoking symbol, because your dog is the responsible one here
- Long stick shape built for fetch, tug, and parading around the yard like a trophy
- Squeaker dies inside 30 days? We send a fresh one.
Specs
- Size: 26 cm / 10.2 in long, 5.5 cm / 2.2 in across
- Sound: Squeaker inside
- Material: Polyester plush
- Care: Spot clean or hand wash
Parody product. Not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. Supervise play; not for aggressive or destructive chewers. Remove if damaged. Covered by our 30-day squeak guarantee: if the squeaker dies in 30 days, we replace it.
Sound & size
Sound & size
Squeaker inside every toy (most crinkle too). Sizes are in the description above — all are sized for small to large dogs to carry, toss and tug.
Care & safety
Care & safety
Polyester plush. Spot clean or hand wash, air dry. Supervise play. Not for aggressive or destructive chewers — if the toy tears, retire it. 30-day squeak guarantee: if the squeaker dies in the first 30 days, we replace the toy.
Parody & affiliation
Parody & affiliation
Pawraphernalia toys are parodies. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by any beverage, tobacco, nicotine, cannabis or vape brand. Every toy contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine and zero THC — it's plush and a squeaker.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping on orders $20+. Orders ship within 1–3 business days. Unused toys can be returned within 30 days; see our refund policy for details.
Complete your stash
Buy any 2, get 1 free — automatically at checkout.
