Clase Pawzule
Clase Pawzule Tequila Bottle Squeaky Dog Toy
Top shelf. Bottom of the dog bed.
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- Squeaker insideLoud enough to call last call
- Zero real stuffNo nicotine, booze or THC. Just plush
- 30-day squeak guaranteeSqueaker dies, we replace it
- Ships in 1 to 3 daysPacked fast, sent from the US
Top shelf. Bottom of the dog bed. The Clase Pawzule is the fanciest bottle your dog will ever get their paws on: a luxury hand-painted decanter, remade as a squishy plush with a squeaker where the good stuff should be. Zero tequila. Zero hangover. All the cuddles. Also the best housewarming gift for the friend whose dog has better taste than they do.
- Squeaker inside. Your dog gets the toast, you get the video.
- Embroidered floral vines and a paw crest on the chest. Still looks top shelf in the photo, slobber and all.
- Felt crown collar and grey plush cork. Fancy enough for the photo, soft enough for a face-plant.
- Cobalt (navy) or Rojo (red). Pour both, add any third toy, and one of them is free.
- Squeaker dies in 30 days? We replace it. That is our 30-day squeak guarantee. Details.
- Soft enough for a sleepy pup to cuddle. Loud enough to call last call.
Specs
- Size: 26 cm / 10.2 in tall, 9 cm / 3.5 in wide
- Sound: squeaker inside
- Material: polyester plush with embroidered details and felt collar
- Care: spot clean or hand wash
Parody product. Not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. It is plush. Supervise play. Not for aggressive or destructive chewers. Remove if damaged.
Sound & size
Sound & size
Squeaker inside every toy (most crinkle too). Sizes are in the description above — all are sized for small to large dogs to carry, toss and tug.
Care & safety
Care & safety
Polyester plush. Spot clean or hand wash, air dry. Supervise play. Not for aggressive or destructive chewers — if the toy tears, retire it. 30-day squeak guarantee: if the squeaker dies in the first 30 days, we replace the toy.
Parody & affiliation
Parody & affiliation
Pawraphernalia toys are parodies. We are not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by any beverage, tobacco, nicotine, cannabis or vape brand. Every toy contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine and zero THC — it's plush and a squeaker.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping on orders $20+. Orders ship within 1–3 business days. Unused toys can be returned within 30 days; see our refund policy for details.
Complete your stash
Buy any 2, get 1 free — automatically at checkout.
