{"product_id":"the-ciggy","title":"The Ciggy Squeaky Dog Toy – Parody Cigarette Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe only cigarette you will ever want your dog to pick up off the sidewalk. The Ciggy is a 10.2-inch parody smoke stick with a bright orange filter end, an embroidered no-smoking symbol, and a squeaker where the bad decisions used to be. Quit smoking. Start squeaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 2, get 1 free:\u003c\/strong\u003e mix and match any toys, automatic at checkout. Free US shipping on orders $20+.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero nicotine, zero regrets. Just plush.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside keeps the joke going all afternoon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered no-smoking symbol, because your dog is the responsible one here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong stick shape built for fetch, tug, and parading around the yard like a trophy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker dies inside 30 days? We send a fresh one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 26 cm \/ 10.2 in long, 5.5 cm \/ 2.2 in across\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: Squeaker inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. Supervise play; not for aggressive or destructive chewers. Remove if damaged. Covered by our 30-day squeak guarantee: if the squeaker dies in 30 days, we replace it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68173735166103,"sku":"PAWR-CIGGY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/the-ciggy.jpg?v=1793153742","url":"https:\/\/pawraphernalia.com\/products\/the-ciggy","provider":"Pawraphernalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}