{"product_id":"green-bottle-brewski","title":"Green Bottle Brewski Parody Squeaky Plush Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour dog has taste. The green bottle kind. Green Bottle Brewski is the parody European-style lager built for the dog who closes down the backyard. Red star on the neck, a label that just says BEER, and a squeaker where the foam should be. Crack one open. Your dog earned it. Then grab two more and one of them is on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside. Every chug gets a soundtrack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuy 2, get 1 free. Grab three and one is on us, automatic at checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day squeak guarantee. If the squeaker dies, we send a fresh one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTen inches of green plush. Big enough to flex in every photo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. One hundred percent dog.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhoto bait. Dog, bottle, porch, post.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: about 25 cm \/ 10 in long, 7 cm \/ 2.75 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any brand. It is plush, so it contains zero alcohol. Supervise play; not for aggressive or destructive chewers; remove if damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68173737787543,"sku":"PAWR-BREW-GRN","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/green-bottle-brewski.jpg?v=1793153795","url":"https:\/\/pawraphernalia.com\/products\/green-bottle-brewski","provider":"Pawraphernalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}