{"product_id":"clase-pawzule","title":"Clase Pawzule Tequila Bottle Squeaky Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eTop shelf. Bottom of the dog bed. The Clase Pawzule is the fanciest bottle your dog will ever get their paws on: a luxury hand-painted decanter, remade as a squishy plush with a squeaker where the good stuff should be. Zero tequila. Zero hangover. All the cuddles. Also the best housewarming gift for the friend whose dog has better taste than they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside. Your dog gets the toast, you get the video.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered floral vines and a paw crest on the chest. Still looks top shelf in the photo, slobber and all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFelt crown collar and grey plush cork. Fancy enough for the photo, soft enough for a face-plant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCobalt (navy) or Rojo (red). Pour both, add any third toy, and one of them is free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker dies in 30 days? We replace it. That is our 30-day squeak guarantee. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft enough for a sleepy pup to cuddle. Loud enough to call last call.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 26 cm \/ 10.2 in tall, 9 cm \/ 3.5 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester plush with embroidered details and felt collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003e\u003csmall\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. It is plush. Supervise play. Not for aggressive or destructive chewers. Remove if damaged.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Cobalt","offer_id":68173738180759,"sku":"PAWR-CLASE-COB","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rojo","offer_id":68173738213527,"sku":"PAWR-CLASE-ROJ","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/clase-pawzule-cobalt.jpg?v=1793153797","url":"https:\/\/pawraphernalia.com\/products\/clase-pawzule","provider":"Pawraphernalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}