{"title":"Pawraphernalia Dog Toys","description":"\u003cp\u003eParody plush dog toys for the dog who parties harder than you. Mix and match any 2 and save 10%, 3 save 15%, 4+ save 20% — automatic at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-ciggy","title":"The Ciggy Squeaky Dog Toy – Parody Cigarette Plush","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe only cigarette you will ever want your dog to pick up off the sidewalk. The Ciggy is a 10.2-inch parody smoke stick with a bright orange filter end, an embroidered no-smoking symbol, and a squeaker where the bad decisions used to be. Quit smoking. Start squeaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 2, get 1 free:\u003c\/strong\u003e mix and match any toys, automatic at checkout. Free US shipping on orders $20+.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero nicotine, zero regrets. Just plush.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside keeps the joke going all afternoon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered no-smoking symbol, because your dog is the responsible one here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong stick shape built for fetch, tug, and parading around the yard like a trophy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker dies inside 30 days? We send a fresh one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 26 cm \/ 10.2 in long, 5.5 cm \/ 2.2 in across\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: Squeaker inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. Supervise play; not for aggressive or destructive chewers. Remove if damaged. Covered by our 30-day squeak guarantee: if the squeaker dies in 30 days, we replace it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68173735166103,"sku":"PAWR-CIGGY","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/the-ciggy.jpg?v=1793153742"},{"product_id":"the-paw-blunt","title":"The Paw Blunt Plush Dog Toy – Squeaky 4:20 Parody","description":"\u003cp\u003ePuff, puff, pass the squeaker. The Paw Blunt is the 4:20 gift your dog actually wants: a fat plush roll with a tan \"PAW\" paper end, a dark green rolled middle, and a red-and-black lit tip that never burns out. Zero THC. Zero smoke. One hundred percent squeak. Your dog gets the toy. You get the photo. Add two more parody plush and one of them is free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside keeps the session going\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuy 2, get 1 free on any toys. Automatic at checkout, no code\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree US shipping on orders $20+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbout 9.5 in long, the perfect size to parade past the couch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft polyester plush, built for squeak sessions and victory laps, not chew marathons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker dies in 30 days? We send a new one. No questions, no vet note\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: about 24 cm \/ 9.5 in long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody plush toy, not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero THC, zero nicotine, zero alcohol. Supervise play. Not for aggressive or destructive chewers. Remove if damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68173737394327,"sku":"PAWR-BLUNT","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/the-paw-blunt-v2.jpg?v=1793156385"},{"product_id":"green-bottle-brewski","title":"Green Bottle Brewski Parody Squeaky Plush Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour dog has taste. The green bottle kind. Green Bottle Brewski is the parody European-style lager built for the dog who closes down the backyard. Red star on the neck, a label that just says BEER, and a squeaker where the foam should be. Crack one open. Your dog earned it. Then grab two more and one of them is on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside. Every chug gets a soundtrack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuy 2, get 1 free. Grab three and one is on us, automatic at checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day squeak guarantee. If the squeaker dies, we send a fresh one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTen inches of green plush. Big enough to flex in every photo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. One hundred percent dog.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhoto bait. Dog, bottle, porch, post.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: about 25 cm \/ 10 in long, 7 cm \/ 2.75 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any brand. It is plush, so it contains zero alcohol. Supervise play; not for aggressive or destructive chewers; remove if damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68173737787543,"sku":"PAWR-BREW-GRN","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/green-bottle-brewski.jpg?v=1793153795"},{"product_id":"clase-pawzule","title":"Clase Pawzule Tequila Bottle Squeaky Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eTop shelf. Bottom of the dog bed. The Clase Pawzule is the fanciest bottle your dog will ever get their paws on: a luxury hand-painted decanter, remade as a squishy plush with a squeaker where the good stuff should be. Zero tequila. Zero hangover. All the cuddles. Also the best housewarming gift for the friend whose dog has better taste than they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside. Your dog gets the toast, you get the video.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered floral vines and a paw crest on the chest. Still looks top shelf in the photo, slobber and all.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFelt crown collar and grey plush cork. Fancy enough for the photo, soft enough for a face-plant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCobalt (navy) or Rojo (red). Pour both, add any third toy, and one of them is free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker dies in 30 days? We replace it. That is our 30-day squeak guarantee. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft enough for a sleepy pup to cuddle. Loud enough to call last call.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 26 cm \/ 10.2 in tall, 9 cm \/ 3.5 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester plush with embroidered details and felt collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003e\u003csmall\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. It is plush. Supervise play. Not for aggressive or destructive chewers. Remove if damaged.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Cobalt","offer_id":68173738180759,"sku":"PAWR-CLASE-COB","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rojo","offer_id":68173738213527,"sku":"PAWR-CLASE-ROJ","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/clase-pawzule-cobalt.jpg?v=1793153797"},{"product_id":"paw-puffs","title":"Paw Puffs Parody Vape Plush Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe only disposable your dog should be hitting. Paw Puffs is a pillow-soft parody of the gas-station vape, stamped E·L·F·B·A·R·K MALIWOOF, and it hits different: one chomp, instant squeak. Zero nicotine. Zero charging. Unlimited puffs. 30-Day Squeak Guarantee: if the squeaker dies in 30 days, we replace it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"offer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy 2, get 1 free:\u003c\/strong\u003e mix and match any toys, automatic at checkout. Free US shipping on $20+.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab both flavors, Pink Lemonade and Blue Razz, then add any third toy and one of them is free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker plus crinkle: two flavors of noise in every bite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePillowy body built for grabbing, shaking and napping on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo fruit-named gradient colorways: Pink Lemonade and Blue Razz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEight inches of pillow, so it won't vanish under the couch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour dog gets the toy and the glory. You get the photo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: approx. 20 cm \/ 8 in tall, 10 cm \/ 4 in wide, 5 cm \/ 2 in deep\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker plus crinkle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any brand. Contains zero nicotine, zero alcohol, zero THC. It's plush. Supervise play; not for aggressive or destructive chewers; remove if damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Pink Lemonade","offer_id":68173742997655,"sku":"PAWR-PUFF-PNK","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Razz","offer_id":68173743030423,"sku":"PAWR-PUFF-BLU","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/paw-puffs-pink-lemonade.jpg?v=1793153850"},{"product_id":"zen-pupper","title":"Zen Pupper Pouch Can Squeaky Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, a pouch tin your dog is allowed to have. Fresh squeak inside, crinkle to match, zero nicotine anywhere. Every can reads Drool Mint, 6 WAGS, 15 naughty pooches. The label warns of excessive tail wags. The label is not wrong. You get the photo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker and crinkle in one puck: double the noise, double the zoomies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft fleece outer built for snuggles and shakes, backed by a durable inner mesh lining that holds up through tug and toss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour label colors: Blue, Red, Yellow or Pink. Same puck, same sounds, different flavor. Grab all four.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eZero nicotine, zero buzz, zero regret. Just plush, a squeaker and a crinkle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker dies inside 30 days? We replace it. Our 30-day squeak guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy 2, get 1 free on any toys, automatic at checkout. Free US shipping on orders $20+.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: about 13 cm \/ 5.1 in across\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker plus crinkle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester fleece outer, mesh inner lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody product. Not affiliated with any pouch, tobacco or nicotine brand. Contains zero nicotine, zero alcohol, zero THC. Supervise play, not for aggressive or destructive chewers, remove if damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Drool Mint (Blue)","offer_id":68173743161495,"sku":"PAWR-ZEN-BLU","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":68173743194263,"sku":"PAWR-ZEN-PNK","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":68173743227031,"sku":"PAWR-ZEN-RED","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":68173743259799,"sku":"PAWR-ZEN-YEL","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/zen-pupper-drool-mint.jpg?v=1793153851"},{"product_id":"cold-ones-cans","title":"Cold Ones Cans – Squeaky Plush Beer Can Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003eLast call just got fluffier. Cold Ones are parody beer cans for the dog who closes down the backyard. Pick your pour: Pet Light, the crisp blue classic \"created by our original process from the choicest fabric, fluff and best squeaker.\" Or Pets Blue Ribbon, white can, red stripe, blue ribbon medallion reading \"Pets Blue Ribbin — Designed in love.\" Yes, Ribbin. Designed in love, not spellcheck. Each can is a squeaker in a cup-holder-sized body your dog can carry around like they paid for it. Already marked down. Buy 2, get the 3rd free, automatic at checkout. No code, no hoops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSqueaker inside every can. One squeeze and the party starts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo cans, one stash. Buy 2, get the 3rd free. Free US shipping at $20+.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrey plush top rim. Soft all the way around the can.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for the carry. About 5.5 in tall, perfect for a proud victory lap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant photo op. Golden retriever not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day squeak guarantee. Squeaker dies, we replace it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: about 14 cm \/ 5.5 in tall, 6 cm \/ 2.5 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSound: squeaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: polyester plush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: spot clean or hand wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"disclaimer\"\u003eParody product, not affiliated with any brand. Zero alcohol, zero nicotine, zero THC. It's plush. Supervise play, not for aggressive or destructive chewers, remove if damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawraphernalia","offers":[{"title":"Pet Light","offer_id":68173743325335,"sku":"PAWR-CAN-PL","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pets Blue Ribbon","offer_id":68173743358103,"sku":"PAWR-CAN-PBR","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/4267\/0231\/files\/cold-ones-pet-light.jpg?v=1793153852"}],"url":"https:\/\/pawraphernalia.com\/collections\/pawraphernalia-dog-toys.oembed","provider":"Pawraphernalia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}